(original by dr. dooom aka kool keith; by leeroy thornhill)
(intro) Yeah, to all my fans, for people who know What I've been going through to my own, yeah...
Now it's time to hurt your feelings as I music industry fans Hey yo my man, look at my hands, they look human, You think I'm a monster, ill clown, I'm not a specimen Don't look at me when I come around And been trying to figure me out for years Trying to me, but they can't, so they hate me While white boys rub the heads of black music with a assistant What a chinese kid know about the rap game, it's a shame As I see 'em bet There's a million of creative tryin' to be me I'm starting to feel like jimi When they the story who started rock Magazines put blankets my interviews They want to see me on channel 7 news Tellin the truth of the project they always have secret spies in with eyes Watchin me record my album, producers with wack tracks And dats, up my whole format Can you imagine doing something that would need to function With an alternative kid from the record label watchin your back Talkin about carey's honky Makin' an average buck dance like a barrel full of monkeys I break out to do the shopping, boy You're a quick phone call About my sound is too new and I to be a regular like dru hill, a little more ill Hey keith we you to be ill!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Of course I'm hard to work with, cos you're hard to with I don't wanna be the insane clown and collaborate I'm tryin' to innovate and think quick at a rate Why you cos I'm original? You do the material I sit back and watch you act big Spend your budget on your I'm in one of my 3 luxury eating raisin bran cereal While you front, 'lo I'll take my white rhyme to world's fargo How long's it take? 900 and clear, talkin' with a clerk I don't need a binge year Took care of my Take the taxi out to vegas While the average group is doing a promo concert Ignoring your phone calls from broke Who try to put out mc's Try to get me to rap on a wacky-ass with one g How dare you try to me? I got 40 grand for 3 minutes to write a song prodigy Other crews don't get, but you got the nerve to call me welcome to the Stand as a witness, work on your stomach, use physical I ain't playin' all african stuff, all look the same
I don't need a joe neckbone puttin' his on my cd apple jacks and honeycomb, with me sittin' on the throne No, I'm takin the regular picture by the hotel saint Besides I do wear a cold blue And eat at resturants... yeah!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Why you I should wear a motorcycle helmet? Why you wear it? Put on some wings like a Let's this contract Why are you hypin' up a normal female group with fat cellulite that wack Most of y'all goin' out like uncle toms, like armstrongs a tattoo and born on stage like tracy chapman I canceled a big tour I was prepared You're on the roll with your damn money and all scared Why y'all walkin, look hard like your got your name All your versatile card And plus, this video treatment The effect The to the camera only costs 100 bucks Look at the director trying to me what to do done this before 14 degrees freezing doin' poppa large with a cage over my head, that's dead Don't get imagination too messed up I'm wearing a hat and a starter I'm not up How you gonna tell me what to I need mascara and a stylist that for a big rock group like pantera Experience, plateau, mercury, wild pitch, emi, capitol, dreamworks Never got robbed, put my lyrics away and Too many people with in my projects fantasies of me being superman, you actin' stupid man I'm prince You might see me once every 5 years at the record While of you live at the label beggin for your rent and car notes to be paid the table doing routine dances for advances Oooh... you've involved...
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!