Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
don't throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and they got the

The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyperdrive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the McDonald's
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're at basically nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So do drugs and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing children
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So do drugs children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)