Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone should get
Okay children quiet down, down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone does
(That's right)
And really nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see that aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)