[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in this 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, like an implausible dream Positive clean intervene But all either altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Grande sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn is leaving Detonates the device strapped to his region I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list Gettin' head in the sand an embarrassed ostrich shit sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like wristwear species in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Jada And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, anal in a split rear Spray in the chick's hair her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so to leave That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup straighten you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get down in details But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna And mention me in your raps if it makes you a Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of possible line to spit Every punchline, combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I myself ten times in it Tryna commit in it, took five minutes And I survived this Someone's gonna challenge me, me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the time I start a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" even though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a from it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I the moon You're struck that I'm back so soon teacher for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a like Capri Sun Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a school Selling dust and reefer your back is to him Don't adjust your I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag fumes Fuck with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and blast Snoop her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me to grab a boob Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, what you do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly What I think in my gut instinct become in My thoughts and my stomach link up with each Ink touches the pad, boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically makes me me Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink the greatest? Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray please Jesus to make me the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, break these fevers, I'm ailing I stay of divas and ladies screamin' they keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen It's straight wait! Even if it meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her like meat Emcees take seats like AMC ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream media Which makes things easier, still under Villainous criminal, livin' room With the nude Reese Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to 'em's a huge feat A and it's too steep Obey these demons, we're still in Keep me blank sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to shake these again Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they license my music to entice with use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed loon Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward But you bozos keep givin' the flamethrower No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And has little to do with bein' gay, boy It's just the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be formed a frightening forecast! But when slightly hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night before No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your cojones at? Mine are being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a think she's in aerobics class The bear you don't wanna poke its The backbone of rap, fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts in their stomach, their spirits drop Careers flop, their lock, severe shock at the mere thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
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