[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, seems an implausible dream clean thoughts intervene But all either altered and mean and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide that's seeing Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience from the concert is leaving Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But your dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich shit sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we should get married." facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the chick's her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so to leave That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up impossible like rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you too, it's waking you up smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's Shape but upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every line to spit Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it so big, I shot myself ten times in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took minutes And I survived shit Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the Only time I start a a bowel I even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a from it too when I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're grief struck that I'm back so Your teacher for afternoon Creep up with a of hoodlums We pack a like Capri Sun Heat tucked we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin in a Catholic school dust and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust your cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a plastic While I bump G-Funk and blast some Snoop her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to a boob Plus my got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and suck a one like it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly What I think in my gut instinct in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with other Ink the pad, then boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically makes me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd need I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and ladies 'Cause they schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Laci Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in It's demon—and wait! Even if it meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her like meat Emcees take seats AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream hates Which makes things easier, still under Villainous criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to 'em's a huge feat A hill and too steep Obey these demons, we're in cahoots feedin' me blank sheets As soon as I these teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to shake these again Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues mixed nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I two shits If they wanna license my music to with Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed loon Mental cased off, had a straight-forward view But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude Beast-mode a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look your way, screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back before the pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees storms might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, From the cyphering or-gasp, but still your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping ass From the before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat Where your cojones at? Mine are being rode, in fact: frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac? So big fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a think she's in aerobics class The you don't wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your lead singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits Careers flop, their gears lock, shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just ladies, you know I love you I got a idea for a