We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) Give me good lovin' till after Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I 2 do I never had another look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out