We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny look u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I know, I think we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got jelly when pockets get pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best in the world And uh, we'd like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out