We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't like my I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny look u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm fantasizing 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out