I was born with a in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My said that I sucked in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother "I don't know what the up with this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up it with the thing on he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know me
What the happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane