Hello, allow me to introduce My name is Shady, it's so nice to you It's been a long time, I'm sorry, I've been away so My is Shady, I never meant to leave you
You see that in the gym checkin' me out? Any second I'm 'bout to her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it
There's the necklace I right next to Stephanie's blouse Man, I should to see if my mom left any out Nope, I'll reroute, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, open mouth
Down the hatch, had the you can't match it A rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn Attack-tack-tackin' a with a damn hatchet A knapsack with like 40 some Xanax's
come back, I'm tryin to score me some lap dances I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Formula 44D and with bad capsules The bad spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to say hello And are you menstruatin', baby? My friend's waitin' to say hello The way your titties are wigglin' and your booty's like jello Well I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say
Yeah, my off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man, people 'em It becomes everyday, extra curriculum No reason in particular, it was fun
A 5th of rum and 2 of 151 51 people asleep in my livin' room Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, I woke up to ya naked and err, did we um?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, I'm lookin' for the wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense, baby girl, I don't mean any But disease is somethin' I'm keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I run Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone Who might have a of 3's, I'm fiendin' for some My head is poundin' to the beat of the
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I to do is just say hello Do ya to have anythin' on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and are pink Some are blue and some are yellow Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello
Oh, were the days, they certainly were It's me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good Word, word, word, word, word, word, I second and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he He's no longer gettin' them free, 100 bucks for Percodans Plus it's gettin' to be where he searched the den Pain is his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him
Tirelessly on the phone to russle up relaxants for his back and a couple of Pax's Now he's doublin' backwards and he's back and fell, hit his back bone, heard somethin' go crack
Now he's up in the like he's bustin' a nap Almost ended it that soon of the fact I'm bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello Do ya happen to have on you to make my mood mellow? Some are and some are pink Some are blue and some are yellow Girl, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say
That's all I'm
Hello, allow me to myself My name is Shady, so nice to meet you It's been a long time, I'm sorry, I've away so long My name is Shady, I meant to leave you
Yeah, it's like over, clean slate, ha