Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke walker
Precious birthday
night bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog stood in the -
village swamp man (is doing a)
slow motion runhere comes the
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
night (the man)
bull (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
the policeman:
walker done
Me and
We care few-a
It all the time
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter toothless
pimple chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic hound
dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to your
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
IMPROVISED Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away from
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, hound named Harpua.
roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a different part of the town
there lived a boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his little [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
listen to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
[while on the couch]
pet his furry [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he looked and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I to name you
this that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
why I named you...
that's why I first got you and
I how much I loved you...
I decided that I'd give you the of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that he'd never to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the dog from the beginning of the story...
and they at each other...
filled the air...
there was to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: It's about cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't want a
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A goldfish? I want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it lubrication each day
There's a dog in the
rotation
As a form of recreation and
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a sign of the nation's
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!