Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of whiskey And envisioning sneaking into Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like decals But when females Better pay attention to these or you could be derailed wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched because your Be all up under her Man, he hears you, I don't he cares He gives a fuck, even his swears Three personalities burstin' out of me, beware Her TV blares, hear the creaking stairs She's unaware in no underwear, she's bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I "I'm here to do sink repairs" her up, put her body parts In front of Steven trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know what looks like, officers Please just give me one I I can explain I ain't nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm just here to How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what? Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a monster of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent me Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' twirler that got dumped in the pond Second with no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out from it Memory's too to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's jugular then him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter I disassembled the body Was up in the snow since the month of November oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please give me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm just here to How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm almost certain I was
on the loose, they Spotted me inside Tuesday In a Toronto Blue cap, lookin' like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a chase Just escaped the state pen For eight women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked I break in your basement Under baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent Blatant sexual are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little riddles and on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in window But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder In a and be charged with first degree 'Cause it just happened to match up the massacre or the Burger King burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I know what this like, officers Please just me one minute I think I can I murdered nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed