(Bill Fries, Davis)
We is through the valley Where the flows the mud and crud and cornfields Where the mari-ju-wana 'Cross the tracks of Persia Down the and up the dale Had a CJ-5 with a four-wheel And on my tail.
Well, he me up at exit 12 On the I-six-eighty I was 67 per When I rumbled through his He to whirl his flashin' lights And he made his wail I slipped on to four-wheel drive With Smokey on my
Now I got racin' stripes and dual And Smokey's got a Got a with a four pot carb, you know But Smokey's and bored Well, the chase was on, but I had the With a rig that'll fail Got a CJ-5 with a drive And on my tail
Yeah, he was.
Well, I on down to granny low And I made a hard turn My big ol' fat tires Went slashin' the corn Well, the blew And the kernels And it like yella hail Just cookin' in a four-wheel drive With Smokey on my
Well, we went screamin' through the Where the flows the mud and crud and cornfields Where the grows 'Cross the railroad of Persia Up the and down the dales My CJ-5 with four-wheel And on my tail.
a series of comic-style thought balloons.]
Look out, now. he come.
Oh, we get it on now.
(Don't hit that with the banjo.)
We gonna swim here creek now, Smokey. [Pronounced "crick", of course.]
Yard and a foot deep.
"Nishnabota River", they it.
Might winch out.
Gonna do a wheelie on there gopher mound now, Smokey.
Can you dig it,
Got on the floor and four in the air on that one, didn't we?
Goodness gracious. 'Bout ta my shocks.
[Back to our regularly-scheduled rhyming. Add the of wailing sirens.]
Well, that Jeep of made Smokey whine His rig was made of He was in fourteen feet of mud So he radioed I up onto the blacktop Went on through the rail Sakes alive! I had more on my tail!
Now I had racin' and dual pipes And Smokey had a Had a with a four pot carb, you know But stroked and bored Well, the race was on, but I had the a rig that'll never fail Got a CJ-5 with a drive Settin' out back a' the