Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me where I get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you get that shit when you in NY"
So I on the subway and I gave it a try
Plesant surprise the Id looked
5'9, blues eyes, in 1979
as hell I went to the store with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg sold me a 40"
You that I was the man
Buying the contraband with a fake ass
No looking for bums, standing in the rain
on Broadway and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got a whole new way
Because of a of plastic that proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and in the club.

Now for the next years I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs you had to be 21
one day I was walking and I saw a sign
That said 21 up and live
That's hella
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a
When I got up the the door the checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we don't these"
I tried to reach and grab my shit
But the mother was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would have his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't hurt him very much

He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a shit
And if I would of let I would have cried in public
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice
I bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I fight you
If I was a dog I would you
single day you make people cry
And your job is to go and teenager's lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands and strong dads
But you learned a lesson from me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I never take an MC's fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it don't to me
'Cause going to get burned if you step to MCs