Have you ever a corpse? How about an exquisite Think about monster Now about fun getting it, good! Johnny starts a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We add our piece Now, kind of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up to a bloodshot sky Robot goosestep by Shoulda when we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy told us "the end is Nye!" Lately it's getting harder to
survive Since the Hive to Ban American refugees being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum me for a bill he could borrow Babbling some about "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off the deserts out in Portland Until my thirsty horse in the scorched sand I promised to myself and soul I'd crawl across this world for those garlic rolls [Verse 2: Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Eat homie, you look bony and frail Now why the hell would you take the Trail? Remember in grade school, that stupid computer game? You shoulda known better, now there's no one but you to Dying of Don't to the enemy I'ma take you where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A garden full of veggies, garlic they sprout there Leader Bieber who be running shit down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the as we pulled up we heard drilling noises Children started dancing, even grown joined in Like a in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, that a bitch? Nobody believed it til the first hit The ground shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! been lost, Justin Bieber is dead) No! God damn, another one Colonies of people living the ground Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) on the surface life teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and feeders Fearing the great either gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter This is shit homie, dog eat dog More like robot eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the wall "there is no god" But there is still vodka, and that's cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a shot up then I it I'm the only person left who remembers how to it It's the most popular product in the economy So I'm the most popular person in my colony All the resistance they throw shots down In my bar after they fight the robot As of late they've stressed and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are becoming and less We the captain of the human army Morale is really low and a lot of are starving I'm wondering how this all happened Is this real or am I just on acid? The clowns are advancing I use the word "down" cause they're coming Wait—what's that sound? kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can beat these clowns, okay, we just need to I've lost ten men this week, I can't wink But this the place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to useless zombie bastards I'd rather starve than be So I put barbed wire slabs on the That should buy us some to plan our defenses Pick up the and trash cans off the floor em up on the front door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got grenades but we still be saved I just found diet coke cans and some breath mints Fill the cans to the brim with the cola the robots break in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly It'll mess up their wiring and disrupt their If it don't work though, my next cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and turn the bottles that remain into cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've reached
my You may have killed my captain, but I'm the And I let you terrorize us just a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, what the is it?! [Verse 6: Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, that's not a robot, just Iggy Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to about who we are report back to the captain of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some fuckin She came to sing-rap & give us all some undercut beats transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't think
I am Been repo-d, I think I'm in
I am weeping at the seams my dreams of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the Any and everyone get up and mean it Just puttin the peddle it Now we taking the tempo and tunin it gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who comin the kid? I'm out to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots think bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin Bay boys bout to put this barrel into fuckin blowholes
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm trimming my up I heard all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to I the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the table And there's two out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on haters, let's go But you better cause you already know That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my ass is sure gonna get stopped And we ain't got the time and the tags are You how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch Grab the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our I've been planning for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and a civilization they've got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in we need some muscle Or some reason, or anything other our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping something all of monsters know a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify bitch up the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, there's no time for that shit Hold up, go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get back Make for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this McShake and the end of
my Now what the fuck you it's the end
of the world? I been on Pinterest to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is purple, people running on vapors I mean the Tribune been gone, I gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the same for women apocalyptic breakfast follows revelation dinners The been out The water of flint Exquisite laying where the bodies had been No bombs over Baghdad, drones with grenades When gives us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So okay fellas shall we get in Bump some pied R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a goose Use whatever's already up in my I got a whole jones for this open And my so cold we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, read this formal prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Lauren in Trumped up world A black woman still being called girl But the constant is change holmes So let's get the supplies and leave up out our bay Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got Diggs in the driver and Raf in the Got this seat
and the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, gun it til wine country Do it moving fluid turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us It's the forty water water and an instrumental tap, go They'll get behind us I mean of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but we got nothing but time I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing left in but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing for discriminate taste Nothing in Calistoga but one popped bubble We got just two dudes and just one Nak, Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me that's actual insanity Like eww, that's gross guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just it styling in wine country with nothing else
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the depths of the bunker I was confounded when I came to after Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the But then winter came and the flame we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers like and lumber We bickered and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger we hunted each other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic roll from and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes
from my dung Lungs punctured Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and in a shallow grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous I rest my head upon for my perpetual slumber We frail and wretched kvetch and It's curtains, my days are And I'm numb to pain, yet one certainty gives me comfort I made a living yelling my opinions Thinking I might if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's chilly finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is entitled to be I'm a token of a time And there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on sipping red, red wine