Have you seen a corpse? How about an exquisite Think Frankenstein's monster Now think fun You're it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. you lend a hand We add our piece Now, kind of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky overlords goosestep by Shoulda when we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been getting harder survive Since the Hive to Ban American from being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum me for a bill he could borrow Babbling some shit "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Baja and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off the deserts out in Portland Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched I promised to heart and soul I'd crawl across this dead for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Eat something homie, you look bony and Now why the hell you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in grade school, that stupid computer You shoulda better, now there's no one but you to blame Dying of Don't to the enemy I'ma take you underground where the hive be Apparently a colony of are out there A garden full of veggies, even garlic they sprout Leader General Bieber who be shit down there Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we heard noises Children started dancing, grown folk joined in Like a in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was and as hot as solar flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, that a bitch? believed it til the first wave hit The ground started and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's lost, Justin Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of people living the ground against the clowns, a resistance was born They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the great You're either gonna get eaten or with a pay meter This is real homie, dog eat dog More like clown eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the says "there is no god" But there is still vodka, and that's cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a shot up then I it I'm the person left who remembers how to distill it It's the most popular product in the underground So I'm the most person in my underground colony All the resistance leaders they throw down In my bar they fight the robot clowns As of late they've been stressed and Cause the chances of us winning are less and less We lost the captain of the army Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still wondering how this all Is this even real or am I just on The are advancing down I use the "down" cause they're coming underground Wait—what's sound? It's kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can beat these clowns, okay, we need to think I've ten men this week, I can't sleep
a wink But this the place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to useless zombie bastards I'd rather than be boozeless So I put barbed wire slabs on the should buy us some time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash off the floor Stack em up on the front to jam up
the entrance got grenades but we still might be saved I just fifty diet coke cans and some breath mints Fill the trash cans to the with the cola When the robots break in, the mints
in the soda See the blast won't hurt em but get em wet certainly It'll mess up their wiring and their circuitry If it don't work though, my next plan fail We the vodka—shot after shot til we're too drunk to feel pain up a flame and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've reached
my You may killed my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I let you terrorize us Wait a minute That ain't no zombie, man, what the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Rafael Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's just Iggy Musta hid up in the bar to learn who we are Then back to the captain of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She came to sing-rap & give us all some fades beats transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my and I don't think
I am immune repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is up on the track Any and everyone get up and mean it Just the peddle into it Now we over the tempo and tunin it Never gone let a lesser lemon it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm it, deuces im dippin Who comin with the I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin Bay boys bout to put this barrel into fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Daveed Whoa whoa, hold up cash You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to I comb the pistols out the fro and sitting on the table And two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on these haters, go But you better drive you already know That apocalypse or not I'm behind the wheel my black ass is sure Enough gonna get And we got the time and the tags are expired You how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've been planning this for a minute, the writing on the walls If we survive and find a civilization they've got to who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we some muscle Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll our car wherever we go lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for shit up, there go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get seat Make for ya
fam, friend I'll give you McShake and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the the world? I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
my I mean the sky is always purple, people running on I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the for black women When apocalyptic follows revelation dinners The been out The water of flint Exquisite laying where the bodies had been No over Baghdad, just drones with grenades life gives us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So okay fellas shall we get in Bump some pied R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world styling in our and gators Lure these stupid on a goose chase Use whatever's already up in my I got a whole jones for this road And my flow so cold we don't AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll this formal prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Olamina in Trumped up world A black magic woman being called girl But the only constant is change So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got Diggs in the driver and Raf in the Got this passenger seat
and the last of sweets Go Daveed, just gun it til wine country Do it moving like turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us It's the forty water water and an instrumental tap, go They'll get tired us I half of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but power we got nothing but I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No tapas for discriminate taste Nothing left in Calistoga but one bubble We got just two dudes and one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me that's like actual Like eww, that's really guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country nothing else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my as I fight death in the quiet depths of the bunker I was when I came to after Dumbfoundead me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the summer But then winter and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning like tinder and lumber We bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger we hunted each other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic roll Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to lick his for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my Now it's me and Grieves in a grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's humungous butt That I rest my upon for my perpetual slumber We and wretched kvetch and wail curtains, my days are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me I made a living yelling my loudly Thinking I might matter if I a crowd, see Now, my lily on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a time And maybe there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres on Tomorrow red, red wine