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I've rockin' since the 1900s A microphone and two what what in the day You used to fuck Alize I would kick it with the liquor JA
In the morning be cool though me Menudo Pissin' out cool-o Got to act the
I like it on ice with I sip it from LA to for the rollers Pull over to the have started drinkin' when I was much older Some gin like tonic I like the captain the half ounce of chronic
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One in the summer 'Bout two back out on the town Without a of attack shots of 151 With a of what we call El Capitan
Now happened that night you can't quite recall (huh) is boy, you can't remember at all (what?) You woke up in the mornin' with a spinning And a teenage girl next to you in bed You her out and then you slammed the door Tried to forget about the night A month by, you can't remember the date The girl's at door sayin' "Boy I'm late!"
That's what you get for the ho And now you got a kid with a girl you don't The first thing you when she dropped the bomb Shouldn't have been with El Capitan
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Now drop the Chalupa, up the mike And let the people know just what you like Well it comes from Puerto Rico so you know I be diggin' it And if the bottle's empty then you that I been swiggin' it it And now the party's Heinas getting licked, the booties and tits We the OPM and that's how we roll Now get some education from my man
Now Captain Morgan was a pirate He used to jack mother-fuckers and act real As a real live he wasn't much fun But he sure a good-ass bottle of rum
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