One day about four or years ago We is settin' at the Conoco tires, and swattin' flies And the state of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist Come a big old school bus Had astrological signs it And thirty-five and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse And them dogs commenced on the of 'em set there starin' at us And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" What they was, was a a' them crispy critters And their was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense goin' and the out We camp in the city park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya A, gettin' me down And B, we got us a leash law And C, you in the town"
"You drop one a' beads in that there park And you gonna see a whole lot of You got fifteen seconds to get out of town, Or we gonna ya to Mars"
Well, they all got in the purple bus And proceeded to the city Then the telephone rang, was the pool Says a mess a' wild was in it
So we all got in the Marshal's is always at the Conoco station Went flashin' on to the swimmin' pool To give them critters a
By the time we arrived, it was too damn Them critters is all had their down Them dogs was the bathhouse apart And after the fish in the fish pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver And I'll get the rest a net" We gonna have a jail of naked crispy critters And a drip-dry cadet"
Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war 'Cause them outnumbered us So they moved in and set up And lived in that purple school bus
Six weeks later, there was in town But eighty-four dogs and a shop Sellin' up weeds, and sunflower seeds And astrological
Yeah, critters took over the City And the dogs all their brains out And the whole damn was crispy critters And the mayor was a cadet