Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or years ago
We is at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and flies
And the state of the Union

When right out in front of the church
a big old purple school bus
Had signs upon it
And hippies and dogs inside

About half of 'em went for the lawn
And dogs commenced on the fireplug
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' crispy critters
And their leader was a cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense goin' and the out
We camp in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You one string a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got fifteen seconds to get out of town,
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, they all got back in the bus
And proceeded to the limits
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
a mess a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is always at the Conoco
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To give them a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
Them critters is all had pants down
dogs was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the fish in the fish

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And I'll get the rest a net"
We gonna have a jail of naked crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
them critters outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And lived in that purple school bus

Six later, there was nothin' in town
But dogs and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took the City Council
And the dogs all their brains out
And the damn town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a space