A lot of ask me, stupid fuckin' questions A lot of people that, what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record, that I do in real life Or I believe in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm actually do it Or that I in it Well, shit, if you believe I'll kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a with a jagged edge That will you in the head you're a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're just phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my bulgin' (ooh!) That's my balls, you'd better let go of 'em They in my scrotum You'll get hold of 'em Hey, me, versace Whoops, shot me! And I was just the mail Get it? the 'male'? How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you to jail? Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, ken? me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy needs Heal this child, us destroy these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing I t.v, and comcast cable And you able to stop these thoughts You stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a new c-d for these fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, it's little ol' me Mr. "don't a fuck," still won't leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I a rhyme These people think a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a But I don't gotta say a word, I just 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The baby came out, disfigured, ligaments It was a seed who grow up just as crazy as she dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't So as I got older and I got a lot My dick smaller, but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to you up quicker Than you'd want to me up for sayin' the word My went, when the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who fun of people that die In plane and laughs As long as it ain't to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- and kim combined the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause dre couldn't make it He's a little under the weather, so I'm his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and his brains all over the place I you dre, you should've kept that thing put away I that will teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? I need to make a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag bitch and I kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around Don't kill me, don't kill me I I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So be disguised in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll for five minutes Come back, shoot the Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my Tuck my in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't enough To say the stuff I say, so tape it shut Shit, half the I say, I just make it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper I make it as I'm a be a rapist in a jason mask
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