A lot of people ask me, stupid questions A lot of people think that, I say on record Or what I about on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I want to somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that Then kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger a jagged edge will stab you in the head Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate fags? the "yes" nah, you're just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals (ooh!) That's my balls, you'd better let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, somebody me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? the 'male'? How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you to jail? Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, ken? give me an (amen!) Please lord, this boy needs Heal this child, us destroy these demons Oh, and please me a brand new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing I watch t.v, and cable And you ain't able to stop thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' charts And you can't stop me from droppin' march a brand new c-d for these fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still won't
x2] I'm a every time I write a rhyme These people it's a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a But I gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The baby out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby that baby was me I'm a An animal who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to me up for sayin' the word My went, when the president got oral Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In crashes and laughs As long as it happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today He's a little the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you dre, you should've that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me play it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up there
I'll be right waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't kill nobody time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to make a Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
oh my god, don't kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around Don't kill me, don't kill me I said I'm not gonna kill you Hurry the fuck up! you! Windows tinted on my when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So I'll be in it And if identifies the guy in it hide for five minutes Come back, the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I didn't his ass yet If I ever a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave To say the stuff I say, so tape it shut Shit, half the I say, I just make it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if it's not a that I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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