(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. Mercy alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a pullin' logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm about to put the hammer on
we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But there's a up on the cloverleaf And bears's wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We to go a-huntin' bear
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit that Shi Them was a-gettin' smart They brought up some the Illinois National Guard
There's armored and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And choppers the skies Well we the line We went for With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired friends of In a microbus
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
we laid a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We ain't gonna pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)