Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, seen red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, wished and hoped
And swam a river of snot
Twice as as the mighty Mississippi

But I wanna know about the I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking through a of green
one of those Irish jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

the guy pulls out a huge knife
And off his first two fingers
And somehow catches
In what's left of his hand
And hands to the woman
Did I mention they're both in green?

They, both sing this song together
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And stab in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And hands her the
And she herself in the eye, okay? Okay?
So about that?

Then they join and do this Irish folk dance
While taking turns each other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I
Or or something
So now all the parts are lying in a heap

But the are still singing
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the body
Start hopping and bopping like little bunny rats
Then they jump the mouths of the singing heads
But then just slip right back out
Through the severed and keep bopping about

It's very music that's playing
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I
And the background singers
Just like the Clancy

It's really a commercial
Spectacular, it must of a fortune to make
The kind of commercial see
the Super Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising costs
A million a half a minute
Wow, imagine
A million dollars for a a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It like the two of them have been through a juicer
Or a food processor or a or something
It's a pink puree of blood
Bone and in a big bucket

But still singing somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time company over
Offer a cool refreshing glass of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay?
And now, to our program"