'Whole freeze'
It was a Thursday I to the club, there she was Draped in a dress, silhouetted superbly Curved indeed, she staring in my direction Luring and seductively, body language instructing me
I her a drink instead she took a cup of tea And then I about my luxury lifestyle I said 'So who you be? You looking of tight, gal I would love to see you in a
She said call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me come to your country in search of a lost Scroll That contains directions to a hidden comprised of gold'
I looked at her confused and said, "But why have you me this?" She the description that I fit Was that of the Chosen One go beyond slipped a concoction in my drink Immediately set my adrift
Now, I'm in that dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, imagining a thing Her on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
To me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me Plus garlic the Keepers of the Gate Who all the secrets and take care of trespassers But at it's prophesied that I would gain access To a cultural dynasty buried and and capture the Scroll
Massive helicopters the rooftops, strapped in Began traveling the darkness, knew not of what awaited of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a of wild barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing a siren Was I entering near the mortal life span's end? Defiantly I stood boldly as they began in And time seemed to be moving rapidly just
'Whole freeze'
Just I pulled the Sword and somehow It affected all the as they stepped back and bowed And the same Glow that I in the Sword I seen in the of the Lion, who began leading me In a specific direction as if trying to me something
Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had described Appeared in form but their eyes scoped And as I approached the gate they began to open and cried 'After years we have finally been
The assault was on, I got to the ground by one Shocked in an unorthodox boxing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the
Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a Off with their heads, the gates slowly and mysteriously So curiously I moseyed in with focusing on my objective
webs the size of king size beds Fell into a passage not knowing to where it lead Just then the Light beamed brightly and in the distance At that instance, lo and behold, the Scroll And just as I my mission was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my
As she began to and metamorphosis She took on an of legs, arms, heads and eyes And sprouted two and began to breathe fire So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my
She burned it to a crisp turned and the Scroll And exited faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp full of cast in my direction I saw my whole flash and the possibility of death And a casket passed into the ground, for pound, astounding How could I survive and last another inside this madness?
'Whole freeze'