Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, Just gon' chill, check it out

as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy
I break you like a bottle of Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you gon' on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now think about it -- can you really come to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, Todd the earthquaker
right my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
When was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard and you still don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my steak fast, I my brew slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
I'm the victor in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's what time it is,
applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!