Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me
I rhyme like Superman, you rap Jimmy Olson
I break you a bottle of green Golden Molson
You a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look like a
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def
I work myself harder a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm you get weaker
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm already
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
When was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take temperature
and you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get -- what's my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
Before you your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the nine
your piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if hard headed and you still don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious
I eat my steak fast, I my brew slow
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
I'm the victor in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's what time it is,
[crew applause] man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!