Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Emporium
Ah, thank you, my man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Street just now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I came over all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little curd will do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of cheesy comestibles

Come
I to buy some cheese
Oh, I thought you were
About the player
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all of the Terpsichorean muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, would you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we have that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, stout yeoman
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it this
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I like it

Well, very runny, actually, sir
No matter, hither
The fromage de la Belle France,

I it's a bit runnier
Than like it, sir
I don't care how runny it is
Hand it with all speed

Oh!
now?
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do have some cheese, do
Of course, sir, it's a cheese shop, sir, got
No, no, don't me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have some of
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Feta?
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech sheep's
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we get much call for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the single
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And what is the
Popular cheese 'round
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked expecting the answer
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
the logic underlying that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
certainly uncontaminated by cheese

You haven't asked me Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bloody up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of optimism
To posed the question in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any here at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a waste of human life