Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Cheese
Ah, thank you, my man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Thurmon Street now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little curd will do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and your place
Of purveyance to negotiate the
Of some cheesy

again
I to buy some cheese
Oh, I you were complaining
About the bazouki
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all manifestations of the muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
Most certainly, now
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, what would you
Well, eh, how a little red Leicester?
I'm afraid fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it fresh on
Tish tish, no matter, well yeoman
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, been on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it this
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The de la Belle France, mwah

I it's a bit runnier
you'll like it, sir
I care how fucking runny it is
it over with all speed

Oh!
What
The eaten it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do have some cheese, do
Of course, sir, it's a shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't tell me, I'm keen to
enough

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll some of that
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

sheep's milk?
No
Venezuelan Beaver
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we get much call for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the most
cheese in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked the answer 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
It's not much of a shop, is it?

in the district
Explain the logic that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly uncontaminated by

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, that bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of purest
To have the question in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a senseless waste of life