Boarding School

Everyone from home
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, everybody,
To the boarding school.

Everyone from town
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, get down,
To the boarding school

Let's do drugs,
Make love with our teachers,
Come on baby, tell me,
What is tattooed as featured

I'm a vain, a pro-ana nation,
Had to do drugs to stop the
F-food cravings

If you wanna get high with me,
I'm in the back doing crack,
Drinkin' p-p-pepsi.

Everyone from home
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, everybody,
To the boarding school

Everyone from town
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, get down,
To the boarding school

Cheap trailer trash and,
Everyone knows it,
But she got a great ass,
And she knows how to show it

With American flags on
Each little finger
You're crashing on Wall Street
While I'm blowing up as a singer

If you wanna get that scholarship,
Loves not a problem, let's solve it,
Educated in the language of doin' it,
Get down like your tutor taught you to,
And do it.

Everyone from home
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, everybody,
To the boarding school

Everyone from town
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, get down,
To the boarding school

If you wanna get that sugar cane,
If you wanna be that pin-up queen,
You can, you can.

If you wanna do that south beach swing,
Hope you wanna groove vacationing,
You can, you can, you can.

When they said prolific,
They weren't kidding,
You thought that I was just,
A calender kitten.

But now you heard me,
Purring "tiger" you're smitten,
So let's begin to major
In the art of sinnin'.

Everyone from home
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, everybody,
To the boarding school

Everyone from town
Says that you're so cool,
Come on, get down,
To the boarding school.

Get down, get down, ooh-ooh.