I understand Why are you so mean? You're a yo mean yeah man
You are just of me you, you just can't do what I do So of just admitting it You around and say All kinds of mean things about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you just like an idiot When you say mean things 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a really big weenie, big
listen, I need you to focus I you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the I'm going to to ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes them You are now to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a minutes We are going to into your mind To find out why you're so jealous Now why did they yoo-hoo? ca-ca boo-boo
Psych, I'm I just to see if you're still listenin' Ok, now I your undivided attention Sir, I have a Why do I always sense this undeniable From the that I enter into the room? It gets all quiet and Whenever there's conversation, why am I always I've dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it just
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So instead of just it You around and say All kinds of really things about me 'Cuz you're a meanie, a
But it's only you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just look an idiot When you say these mean it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big
Alright now, aww shit I, I just flubbed a I was going to say something important But I forgot who or what it was, I up Psych, I'm again you idiot, no I didn't just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I up ain't, it? But I can bust one take lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a of takes Or me to stand in this booth all day For me to say the truth, You're droolin', you tooth decay Your mouth is open, you're
What the you eat for lunch A bunch of or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n' Your is rotten to the gum Your breath stinks, chew some gum? Yes I do sir, am I on? You sir are on syrum I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell I'd be so embarrassed, I'm absolutely terrified That someone's find out why I'm saying All these terrible, and awful mean things It's my own
You are just of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just it You around and say All kinds of mean things about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're really jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you just look an idiot When you say these mean it's too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, we're going to That experiment we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two of ecstasy 'Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, to check to see? Here's a mirror, the resemblance here? Wait, let me put these sun on Now in this mirror, how about now? What do you in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots sunglasses on 'em You look like I like singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of mouth
This is me and you, I know you're not happy I you'd much rather see me Lying in the corner of a room crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my dying There is no denying that my is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, pointless Why do we have to keep on going through This is torturous my point is if you say mean things, weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is, your is
You are just of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You around and say All kinds of really mean things me you're a meanie, a meanie
But only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you look like an idiot When you say these mean 'Cuz too easy to see just a really big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick,