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Another Bert and Ernie
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! head]
E: [Calmly]
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda
B: [Gets to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, getting
more stunned and irritated out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna

E: Oh, umm, [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.