*Sports Welcome ladies and is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a crowd in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the for the start of the game
announcer* And now.. rise for the singing of our national anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish don't fry in the don't burn on the grill (that's right) It took a lot of tah-ryin Just to get up hill I said but now we're up in the BIG My dirty it's our at bat And just as long as we livin, it's playa It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - up
St. I'm the to swing home run with that thing, hot wings a duck, smoke an ounce, show me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv what I put my mack down, she throw a ball She owed Milli that herb and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god livin like a worst First chase, throw yo' and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke that and clear yo' mind It's about time, second wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped third and headed home Third baseman just don't understand baby what the What the fuck wrong, with this world With these girls today, and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo knees cause be in the big league we's be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm eatin now I'm stealin second and third and lookin home greedy now See me now, people me speedy now Known for runnin the quickest hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, it, lick it and quit it And hit it, it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit my thang If I think my dick then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the From the crowd when I take the mile, let me 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and 'em get down
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personalities* Well uhh this next batter on deck He's still in high school (yeah I that) (It's a day though) A high school out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I his name's umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not but screamed I went from fantasies to dreams,from to bigger things I'm like I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell cause my L 90 degrees I'ma sixteen school boy, platinum skills Swear to tell the real, the whole to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk straight up like I could tell you somethin now, you think twice it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper than cabinets when rappin what what Money, money, money, money what's I'm up like family members in basements, and I stay bent Make a milli to play with, buy a you can pay me And the 'tic is who we came You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*