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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better the spelling with a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her stomach with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these cunt?" The ain't ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick you plummet If y'all don't me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A combustible head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still and hit you with some ill flows
That even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't read it,