Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex shit But this year I went down to and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question girl problems All these niggas is girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell how it is) Lemme tell you what is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and it in her mouth I got a bitch hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold Who to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch ass A bitch with none, but hey I give her a And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a bitch who A bitch who loves on a airplane.. I even got a off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top ends I got a bitch who's as a bum But she's the fun I got a who play piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager priority calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why you show motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need of them Pussy's the temptation, the persuasion All hoes suck cock how you play 'em? why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only love my when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is gettin I'd rather taste the green sip the honey So don't expect cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never softenin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I hope you the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's just expense If pussy pays the then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my you got problems man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a that loves to G She'll fuck you right she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and I got a bitch fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch that's a and a bitch that's a ho A that lies A bitch true A bitch who's a man BECAUSE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who knows where at She gets up under me and like a cat I got a bitch runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch neat I got a super fine bitch that I in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got yourself man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out here on these With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a bitch one Got problems motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, fuck them motherfuckers
A bitch ain't one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas about bitches They better, they better find somethin else to worry