[Intro - Chamillionaire - Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends close and your enemies closer And he only got close to tell me that because, well he was a enemy Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, Major boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in first place, in this World chase I'm a case of a rapper that won't break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too sick with the play I make words that don't start rhymin like "you're gay" Be on way, I'm a mercy mercy You be hard, she givin me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" girl say (yeah) Stick on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, rest mo', get I'm like "f hoes", metroed, I'm petroed Get by your girl like red nose And single day I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, yeah know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, which is the flow? probably see a tie like NBA dress code Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get Just thoughts, just your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, bosses get off And I know what you're thinkin, I hit ya this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't stones at a glass house Got my money up and I out of my stash house What your cash 'bout? I takin the tag out Ask me why I it, my wallet just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow that man I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad See me and bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) Tryin to say you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the because it fill up my wallet Uh, street money helped me get college I you in your face, log on and Twitter about it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em like athletes Self serve means I'm the only person that's me You should ask of me, money lookin math to me One plus one equals equity, it has to be Uh, better come at boy carefully Or get the definition of real reality Who's as bad as me? Any other is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily like be Wanna challenge me? What a beautiful day that'll be You battle me any Sunday through Saturday You a cavity, too sweet to handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) Take a budget, turn it confetti If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an 'til I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna call it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am Don't know me Mister, don't ask me about my They don't really me but label me like a risk a You can all the swagger, you can have the charisma If I want your opinion, log on the 'net and Twit ya (Tweet) the Mister "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" But no hate and they waitin to get ya issue And it's official, I'm so Turn my iPhone towards me and I take a (cheese!) Women say you real and say that wanna kiss ya Haters see it happen, that day gonna wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you to know I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You mess me, impossible gonna be possible What you we even look at the Oscars for? Hang with me to hear 'cause he a gossiper Thought we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, Larry of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and pass A K Aunt Jemima vagina, you a sweet pussy verse is a better verse, you know what it's worth Since my been blessed with a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a skirt Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up purse, Captain Kirk I can't be, she'll be payin me (me) Walkin through the mall we on a shopping spree (spree) up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the NAACP Gettin money, I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna out In the studio 'cause they on me like the black couch Still got mad clout, what haters is mad 'bout Here we go, here we go, I'm in the My whip got me feelin my name was Domino 'Cause it's a big six me everywhere I go Your chick is still tryin to get me in a figure Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker George Bush, one push, let a seeker go Hit the studio, there goes another heat "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why doubt 'cause I've done this before (whoa)
- Chamillionaire - talking] I want a hundred million dollars, million dollars Hundred million dollars, million dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um